"match.com pays for itself in a month." - Ringo

"I was thinking about doing match just for free dinners." - Cowboy

"A girl's got to eat." - k8


I know, I know, I said I was done.

I lied. I mean, this kind of stuff doesn't exactly work on the toj blog, which is supposed to be holy and spiritual and all that jazz.

But don't expect something every day, okay? Let's go with the 2009 motto of no expectations here.

Happy New Year peeps!