k8: "keep your pants on" remains the best line I can think of...

Today's topic, hotly debated, is what is the best line to tell someone you're not going to sleep with them.

Recently a friend asked if there was a theology of physical intimacy and my response was that it depended on who you asked.

Since then, we've debated how you tell someone, thanks, but no thanks.

K8 is really good at plans:

K8: I recommend coming up with a list of all the ways you can say "keep your pants on"...that way IF you need/want to, you can activate the plan.

G: the plan? what plan? i don't have a fucking plan.

G: (two minutes later.)...that was funny.