"I changed my headline on match.com....

to "I'm probably not the one you think you're looking for."

"While this might not seem particularly optimistic, I feel like it's better to be upfront about some things. Gotta keep it real, right? I'm not saying "I'm probably not the one for you," I'm saying "I'm probably not what you think you want." Which is true. I have no idea how or where to get a bikini wax but I can name at least 5 foreign heads of state. "

- Laura, in an e-mail today @ 10 p.m.


Laura is my good friend who loves good books, knows pretty much every song from every musical ever performed, and also happens to be hysterically funny.