Ridiculous Work Conversation #387

Gretzky: (in hallway where bathroom door is opened) "I have to go to the bathroom."

Ricardo: "We're having a meeting in here."

Gretzky: "I have to pee. I'll go fast, I promise."


I went to go to the bathroom at work today and found the guy who was repairing the h-vac system in there with the building manager. Apparently you can get to the system through the bathroom ceiling. But I had to go and there was no other bathroom available. When he told me they were having a meeting, I wanted to be a smartass, but I restrained myself admirably.