ALEXIE: ".....They became my team."

MR. KELLER: Excuse me, your Honor. I hate to interrupt but maybe we could have a question.

THE COURT: That is actually the way it goes.

MS. JENSEN: I understand, your Honor.


I know I've expounded on Sherman Alexie's virtues before, but I swear to God, if the man wasn't married I'd be stalking him right now. Read the transcript from the Sonics trials that my friend Andrew posted. Alexie's frickin' hilarious, and he's a Sonics fan. Does it get any better than this?

Also, where else but in Seattle would Alexie be put on the witness stand as an expert? Let's be honest.

The PI column was also good, but not as funny as the transcript.