"And the man became a pillar of salt." - A.J. Packman

Wouldn't it be awesome to be able to turn some people into pillars of salt?

Sometimes I like to imagine what Jesus might say to people if he were here today. I'm not too good at this though, because I tend to think he might go around asking WTF a lot. Seriously.

That said, Packman's First Drafts are hilarious. Kind of in the line of Jacobs' Year of Living Biblically, also hilarious.