"shirts are different. not as sad for the earth." - Cab

Yesterday I was finishing a salad with avocado and orange bell pepper. It was crunchy and pleasing, and I was enjoying it while waiting for our meeting to start. At which point I dropped a bite of avocado and bell pepper on my pants leg.

Gretzky: "Shit. I was trying to wear these pants twice."

this resulted in much laughter from my colleagues. Cab said this was a great idea, that the earth is sad when we wash pants after only one wearing. Apparently shirts have different rules though.