Thursday, January 31, 2008

"I'd like a Happy Greek please." - Gretzky

“For here or to go?” – Anne

If only ordering a date was as easy as ordering dinner at one of our favorite Greek restaurants, where I imagine a happy Greek could walk out of the kitchen and into a seat at my table...


Waitress: What would you like?

Gretzky: I’ll take a sense of humor with a job, please, with a dash of passion for something on the side.


How much do we think this would run me?

4 comments:

Unknown said...

i can get a nutty irishman for about $7 in dallas. if you adjust for the cost of living, it would be about $9.10. :)

Ingrid said...

Nice! :)

At camp we had a box painted with the words 'Outgoing Mail' . . .

Also, in Swedish the words for 'husband' and 'sandwich' are almost identical phonetically, to the point where a foreign ear might not notice the difference out-of-context. My Ukrainian roommate and I had all kinds of fun with with that.

Gretzky said...

I'll take the Irishman, an outgoing mail, and a sandwich. Is that greedy?

Jen said...

All I have to say is that I miss Costas Opa, although I did find a wonderful Greek restaurant here last summer.

*here's a sigh for Seattle eateries*